Buckle up – it’s an adventure!
Thinking of driving in Poland? Welcome to a world of roundabouts, unexpected zebra crossings, and parking that defies physics. Whether you’re trying to exchange your licence or just figure out what that mystery road sign means, this section has your back. We’ll help you stay on the right side of the law… and the road.
School Life in Poland: Pack a Lunch – and an Open Mind!
Moving to Poland with kids? Welcome to a world of language hurdles, surprise homework, and backpacks that could cause a hernia. Whether you’re braving the local school system or eyeing up an international one, this section has your back. We’ll help you decode the classroom chaos, understand your options, and survive the school year with your sanity (mostly) intact.
It’s Complicated – But Totally Doable!
Thinking of earning a living in Poland? Whether you’re employed by a local firm, working remotely for a foreign company, or setting up shop as self-employed, the rules can be a maze. From work permits to ZUS contributions and those sneaky tax deadlines, this section has your back. We’ll help you stay legal, stay sane, and still have time for coffee and pierogi.
Familiar… but Not Quite
Moving to Poland? Prepare for invisible queues, mystery milk, and unsolicited coat advice from passing grandmas. Everyday life here is full of little surprises — some charming, some baffling, all part of the ride. Whether you’re navigating address logic, dodging ketchup on your pierogi, or falling in love with your local Żabka, this section has your back. Welcome to the wonderfully weird rhythm of Polish living.
Paperwork First, Treatment Second
New to Poland and feeling a sneeze coming on? Welcome to ZUS – the mysterious land of forms, contributions, and public healthcare. Whether you’re employed, self-employed, or just trying to figure out what a PESEL is, this section has your back. We’ll help you navigate doctors, insurance, and the occasional surprise co-payment – all without losing your sanity (or your place in the queue).
So You Moved to Poland… Now What?
Welcome to the wonderful world of Polish life—where the architecture is historic, the winters are dramatic, and the paperwork comes in triplicate. Living in Poland isn’t just a change of scenery; it’s a crash course in cultural curveballs, queue etiquette, and learning that “closed” doesn’t always mean closed. This section is your no-nonsense guide to settling in without losing your cool (or your passport). From residency rules and renting flats to figuring out why your street has two number 12s, we’re here to help you navigate the chaos—ideally with minimal printing and only a few trips to the urząd..
Złoty Questions, Straight Answers
Managing your finances in Poland? Welcome to the land of PIN pads, paperwork, and pocket-friendly rent (unless you live in Warsaw, then… good luck). Whether you’re opening a bank account, deciphering ZUS contributions, eyeing up a flat, or planning your budget for the year, this section is your financial compass. We’ll guide you through buying vs. renting, cost of living realities, retirement planning, and all the Polish money quirks you never knew you needed to know. Because life here can be affordable—but only if you know where the hidden fees and wonky exchange rates like to hide.
Your Flat Might Come with a Sofa… or a Surprise
Looking for a place to live in Poland? Whether you’re ready to buy your dream apartment or just need a rental that doesn’t come with floral curtains from 1984, this section is your guide to navigating the Polish property market. From finding a flat and surviving rental contracts to buying a home without accidentally purchasing farmland, we’ll help you make smart moves (literally). Expect paperwork, translation headaches, and the occasional battle with a boiler—but don’t worry. With the right know-how, finding your new Polish home doesn’t have to feel like a full-time job.
Stay a While – Legally
Thinking of sticking around in Poland? Great! Now comes the fun part: navigating the glorious maze of visas, residence cards, and paperwork that absolutely must be signed in blue ink. Whether you’re moving for love, work, or just really like Polish winters, this section is your guide to staying on the right side of immigration law. From temporary permits to permanent status and all the awkward questions at the Urząd in between, we’ll help you figure out what you need, when you need it—and what not to say when someone asks if you’re “working on a tourist visa.”
Peace, Paperwork, and a Padded Pension
Thinking of swapping drizzle for dandelions and retiring in Poland? You’re in good company. With affordable living, reliable healthcare, and a surprisingly generous public transport system, Poland’s not just a great place to visit—it’s a smart place to settle down. Whether you’re eyeing up a quiet cottage, trying to figure out your UK pension, or wondering why your new neighbours keep handing you jars of pickled mushrooms, this section is here to help you glide into retirement with fewer surprises (and less tax). Bureaucracy included, but so is the charm.
Because “Just Visiting” Only Gets You So Far
Planning to stay in Poland longer than a long weekend? Then you’re going to need more than just a smile and a suitcase. Whether you’re moving for work, love, study, or a well-earned change of scenery, this section breaks down everything you need to know about getting the right visa—and keeping it. From national visas to residence permits, timelines to paperwork that must be signed in triplicate, we’ll guide you through the maze without losing your passport (or your mind).
Because “I Just Help Out Online” Doesn’t Count
Thinking of working in Poland? Whether you’re chasing your dream job or just trying to keep the lights on, you’ll likely need a work permit to do it legally. And no, working remotely for a UK company doesn’t magically exempt you from Polish bureaucracy. This section covers who needs one, how to get one, what kind of jobs make it easier—and why saying you’re “just freelancing” might raise more eyebrows than you think. We’ll help you get through the red tape with your dignity (mostly) intact.
Get Paid, Stay Legal, Avoid the Headaches
Poland’s a great place to work—modern cities, low living costs, and plenty of Wi-Fi. But figuring out how to work here legally? That’s where things get interesting. Whether you’re remote for a foreign company, on a local contract, or self-employed with a growing caffeine habit, this section helps you navigate the rules, registrations, and red tape. We’ll cover ZUS, tax, work permits, and why “just freelancing from a café” still makes you a tax resident. Spoiler: the Polish government will notice.